Philadelphia

A place for hobos, the poor, homeless, crack heads, and the home of a city that can't win championships in any major sport especially football.

I don't have any money and need a cheap place to live where I can live in fear of my life regardless of what part of the city i'm in and be surrounded by a population of ignorant, uneducated simpletons. I know I'll move to Philadelphia!

by UltraMegaBadassSuperman April 12, 2011

Philadelphia hot pocket

When you dip your ball in a cumdumpsters asshole.

I Philadelphia hot pocketed that bitch

by Joshdpc July 25, 2009

Philadelphia

Of or pertaining to the city that is the thorn on the side of New York City.

"Damnit, the eagles beat the Giants. Now the Giants wont make it to the superbowl"

"What did you expect? They're from Philadelphia."

by Freddie Pants January 12, 2009

Philadelphia Dirty Bomb

When a man places his finger in a woman's anus and feels his dick while fucking her doggy style.

Brian: "Hey Keith, I tried that move last night, with the finger."

Keith: "Ohh, the Philadelphia Dirty Bomb? I did that this morning."

by hymee9 October 30, 2008

Paula

Sexy siren with the capability of double D breasts

I copulated with Paula after her amazingly perfect breast augmentation.

by Granny P July 14, 2018

Phelan

Phelan: a town in southern california's high desert inhabited by meth heads and desert rats; known only for its high school "Phelan High" which is the only large structure for 50 miles in all directions

-hey you go to phelan high dont you? thats such a little town and you guys are near nothing what do you do for fun?
(reply)-smoke weed and bake meth for the skin heads

by king of the dirt April 13, 2011

Philadelphia

This city's got big buildings, I like the food, people talk funny; bye.

Hope you like my postcard, Mom.

by Average tourist March 29, 2005