Rise of Nations

A Roblox game that history nerds, and people that are broke and can't afford Hearts Of Iron 4.

Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!

by Stupid_Retard679 May 6, 2023

Rise on tiktok (and YouTube)

Rise is hot and insane at gorilla tag

Wow it’s Rise on tiktok (and YouTube) we should go and play angry birds

by Daddy Rise March 4, 2022

rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

Rise and Shine

Rise and Shine - A wake and bake with amazingly good coffee and fat ass Marley cone. The coffee makes you rise and the weed makes you shine.

Yo, got up this morning and set off my day with a proper rise and shine.

by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022

Rise 6.0

conspiracy theory created by auth and alan, will never actually come out.

Friend: when is Rise 6.0 coming out?
Guy: It’s coming out in Math.random() * 99999999 days

by brandonawsome August 15, 2022

A dawn Rises

a dawn rises is a popular movie about dawns day out in mumbai which is a very heartwarming story staring dawn packington herself created by :script writer (nathanisshaken) , narrator (habibi alex (not white) #1102) , co prodcer (cooncat727) and editing manager (dutchspeedmouse)

omg A Dawn Rises was such a #wap movie

by Habibi Alex (alt) October 17, 2021

Manlets rise up!

An allusion to the microscopic, absurd and ill-fated folkloric fiasco known as the manlet uprising. At the same time a highly sarcastic taunt, cleverly playing on the hilarious fact that manlets, due to being afflicted with the devastating and lifelong curse of manletism, are unable to grow up and are therefore doomed to endure the comical and dwarf-like existence of a laughably stunted, utterly insignificant and Napoleon complex-afflicted prison wife manlet. Often used in conjunction with Manlets BTFO or Manlets, when will they learn? - particularly when witnessing another amusingly traumatizing humiliation deservedly suffered by a terminally insecure, inherently effeminate and preposterously petite runt of an Ewok sissy manlet boy.

Did you know that the average height of CEO's for fortune 500 companies is 6 foot and that manmores out-earn manlets by hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of their respective careers? Lol, that's awesome! Manlet rage guaranteed. Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024