The bread is rising

What to say to an aroused woman with a yeast infection.

Woman: My pussy is destroyed, why am I still horny?

Man: The bread is rising...

by H4XOR13 May 2, 2024

Rise and shine

A word everyone is saying now a days. First said by Kylie Jenner to get baby. Is pronounce more like a song or a tune.

Synonyms: good morning, wake up butt head, get your ass outta bed stupid

Someone: in bed
Mom: rise and shine
Someone: aight

by Tomatosss October 20, 2019

Bad moon rising

When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.

“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising

by Salade Harry July 31, 2020

Rise Esports Moment

When you are eliminated from a PUBG tournament in the 1st round of competition, yet still have a large ego-persona to safeguard how dog-shit you are.

Bro, those guys just talked shit after 4v1'ing me... That's a Rise Esports Moment.

by PUBG: Battlegrounds September 12, 2021

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022

Rise and shine

A normal word normally used to wake kids up.

NOW EFFING KYLIE JENNER HAS EFFING COPYRIGHTED IT SO IF YOU SAY IT SHE CAN EFFIN SUE YOU SHE HAS CAMERAS IN YOUR EFFING HOUSE TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT SAY IT OR SHE WILL EFFING SUE YOU FOR EFFIN MILLIONS COS SHE THINKS SHES COOL BECAUSE OF HER PLASTIC ARSE AND ALL THAT CODSWALLOP.WHATEVER YOU DO DONT STAND IN A MIRROR AND SAY RISE AND SHINE OR SHE WILL APPEAR!!

Rise and shi--
K.J:Excuse me biatch I can use you for dat.

RISE AND SHINE!

by BUMHOLIO12123 May 10, 2020

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016