What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 28, 2010

Code Deuce

The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.

The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.

by JohnnyIntense March 06, 2009

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 07, 2008

Ace of Deuces

This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.

Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.

by walter_white_ August 24, 2012

Cut Deuce

A phrase you say went you want half of something. Whom ever you say Cut Deuce to has to abide by the rules and give half of what they have in their hand. The only way to combat it is to say not community or no cut deuces.

Yo, can you pass me a beer?

friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one

Word, cut deuce bitch!

friend, fuck!

halfsys half

by OmegaL December 11, 2009

Droppin Deuce

Taking a shit.

Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!

by Gar Grim September 09, 2021