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test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017
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The pacer test

by Holtzmann June 9, 2019
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testing the suspension

"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"

"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."
by r.crawfish October 24, 2020
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Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)
She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.
by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013
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penny test

The Penny Test is used to determine the health status of a vagina. Insert penny into slot. If the penny comes out tarnished or discolored, run.
I used The Penny Test on a hooker, and when I pulled the penny out it was tarnished. I put my pants back on and told her to leave.
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by Phil Mick Hock February 8, 2018
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Erg test

A term only rowers completely understand. A test on the rowing machine to see how you compare to your teammates? A trip to hell? If you're doing it right, the answer is: both
On the day of the erg test, the rower decided to get run over by a bus.
by ⭐️Board September 17, 2015
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The Kemlore Test

The Kemlore Test is a subjective assessment of the customizability of a MMORPG's character spec (specialization, talent tree, yada yada yada).

A game will pass The Kemlore Test if: it is possible to put together a viable yet unconventional spec.

If the game is not designed in a way that allow for an unconventional yet viable build, it fails The Kemlore Test.
World of Warcraft used to pass The Kemlore Test, but after the talent tree revamps (butchering) in Mists of Pandaria, it no longer passes The Kemlore Test.
by Kemlore February 26, 2013
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