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business trip

A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
or
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
by awkwardfart December 3, 2011
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business management

one of the worst things in the world.

a magnet subject for rejects. possibly conceived for that reason so they could weed out all the losers who might clog up other more worthwhile classes.
you took business management? holy shit what a waste of time.
by Josh Birnbaum November 18, 2007
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open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.
Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.
by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011
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busy beezy

adj.Noun- A female that sleeps around a lot. A hoe.
Guess who I seen at the homie's house last night? Your girl, she's been a busy beezy.
by gconnex March 3, 2008
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Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
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the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action
After everyone left I got the business lunch
by B-Dubs managers November 3, 2006
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small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!
by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021
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