Lazy Laflamme

Lazy Laflamme - when one man recieves a blow job from another man while pouring hot wax on his own nipples and sitting in a reclining chair.

entimology: a combination of "lazy," thought to derive from the name of a popular brand of recliners, and "la flamme," meaning "the flame" in French.

e.g. "Chip recieved an amazing Lazy Laflamme last night. He said his nipples are still tender"

by Maxwell Tinkersly January 18, 2006

lazy eye

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed

by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009

A lazy fuck

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.

Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.

by Ovinor February 21, 2011

lazy lettuce

a term used for marijuana.

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)

by jenny. November 15, 2007

Lazy motherfucker

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing

My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker

by I am lazy February 26, 2020

Lazy Susie

When you put your dick in a girls throat and balance vertically on her face with no limbs touching the ground and spin while still in a vertical axis similar to a lazy susie on a table

Janet’s beach is so strong we decided to do the fasted lazy susie ever!

by Thickshitdrippingniggers March 23, 2019

Lazy Dill

Refers to the act of male masturbates clean up, instead of opting for the tradition 'jizz rag' a man may simply choose to rub his man sauce into your stomach and falls asleep. The next morning the solidified semen is simply peeled off and dispose of.

Kyle did the Lazy Dill last night while his roommate slept, Kyle is a triflin.

by Dill Nut October 3, 2008