Dete dete my ass

When someone or a dieter comes and eats your ass, or does any various unwanted sexual acts.
by dietershoesoph August 03, 2018
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My ass is blue why

Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!
"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
by Lejonlelle November 03, 2020
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blowing smoke up my ass

Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in their asses.)
Yeah, sure. Thanks for the kind words, but I think you're blowing smoke up my ass.
by RSD July 07, 2006
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Have a baby through my ass.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.
by kingbruin April 29, 2011
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Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009
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get off my ass

What you say while being anally r@ped. Typically said when you drop the soap.
Synonyms
get off my ass
stop it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
im not in the washing machine yet
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020
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