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Jojo siwa

by Jojosiwaisqueen September 20, 2021
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jojo argument

an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround
*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*

me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER

me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU

SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT

ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*
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Jojo

Someone who gives great hugs. Really cute, attractive, and really fucking hot/smexy. Jojo is the start of something new and she might not be one’s “type” but she’s very flexable to become one’s “type”. Lovable. Adorable. Dominant. “Top”. Treat them with respect, honesty, and pure love. Just know that’s she’s here to stay and not be temporary and used. If you do that you’re the scum of the earth. Simp for this person.❤️
Hi, Jojo. Thank you for being here for me.❤️
That’s Jojo, easily the most attractive person in the universe.
by TheHmongTroll November 22, 2021
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Jojo

A G.O.A.T and a king 🤴🐐
Who’s this ?

Oh it’s Jojo or Wojo he’s the G.O.A.T and a king
by Ayoooo10 January 16, 2021
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Jojo shorts

Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.
"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"
by Ohm'r Con February 18, 2014
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JoJo

A gentleman,cola addict,marine biologist,high schooler,mafia boss,prisoner,jockey or 2 people fused together.Has cool abilities such as:
Breathing
Stopping time
Healing
Reverting to zero
Giving infinite deaths
Turning things into string
Spinning
Making bubbles that is actually spinning bits of string
Is not that stupid teeange girl that lives in US and is a singer.She is literally impostor of the JoJo's.She makes your ears bleed.
A list of the JoJo's(not JoJo Siwa):
Jonathan Joestar.1
Joseph Joestar.2
Jotaro Kujo.3
Josuke(''suke'' can be read as ''jo'')Higashikata.4
Giorno Giovanna(''gio'' sounds like ''jo'').5
Jolyne Cujoh(only girl so far).6
*new timeline*
Johnny Joestar.7
Josuke Higashikata.8
All 8 of the JoJo's are extremely attractive and if you want to be dirty with them go ahead so long as your not a girl liking Jolyne and a boy liking the rest of the JoJo's(no offence to gays and lesbians).And dont ship any of the Jobros or the JoJo's.
by 九条定文 August 2, 2021
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