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Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023
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Sure,buddy-retard

An alternate version of Okay,buddy-retard because MY FRIEND BILLY WANTS TO GET TECHNICAL.
"Sure,buddy-retard."

"It's actually okay,buddy-retard."

"BILLY STFU THIS IS MY VERSION!"
by Vinniethelegend June 6, 2024
mugGet the Sure,buddy-retardmug.
It is a experience and new family made by my 77 family cousin. I think I have 3 rich cousin at Afghanistan maybe but I don't know.
I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
mugGet the I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.mug.

clearscore sure

Absolutely certain, completely sure.
With my free credit score report, I can be clearscore sure I'll find credit card and loan offers that are right for me!
by sandrokipiani September 13, 2021
mugGet the clearscore suremug.
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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not sure about that one chief

this is a saying used when one doesn’t agree with what someone else is saying.. hense the sarcasm in the word “chief”
person 1: “you think i’m hot, don’t you?”
person 2: “errr... not sure about that one chief”
by ilovesugardaddies19 December 7, 2020
mugGet the not sure about that one chiefmug.

surely

X: can you come to my house tonight?
Y: Surely!
by mtan01 March 10, 2019
mugGet the surelymug.

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