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Web Ninja

An individual who knows how to build blogs and create a residual income stream from selling digital products online. All they need is a laptop and WiFi to live their best life. A web ninja typically travels around the world and sleeps in every day. They live life on their own terms.
Damn, Pat is living in Mexico again for the whole Winter. What a web ninja.
by Pat Ness May 27, 2018
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loot ninja

An mmorpg term referring to a devious being who takes phat l00t that is not rightfully his. They often try to cover up their evil ways by blaming their non existent little brother.
Angry party member: Hey you stole my phat l00t!

Loot ninja: I'm sorry my little brother was playing! It's not my fault!
by Tvet July 5, 2007
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ninja quickness

used to refer to someone doing something quickly like a ninja.
Do it with the ninja quickness... we're in a hurry.
by YourMom July 6, 2004
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prison ninjas

Slang nickname for prison employees who work in the ISU (Investigative Services Unit) of the prison.
We‘ve got top notch spies here, you don’t work shoulder to shoulder with the prison ninjas, but they are here and they do a damn good job.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019
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panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.
Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.
by mr pinky June 26, 2007
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anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.
"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"
by Johnnyh June 29, 2006
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ninjas on motorcycles

1. A staple image from 80's action flicks, the whole idea of something being cool for coolness sake despite lack of practicality. Given that ninjas are supposed to be stealthy and quiet, it is impractical for them to be riding these noisemakers. Usually, these ninjas also usually carry uzis and has the ability to climb up the side of semi-trucks.

2. Something that is doubly cool. Ninjas are cool. Motorcycles are cool. Ninjas on Motorcycles? Doubly cool.
1. This Michael Bay movie is like watching ninjas on motorcycles!

2. Samuel L. Jackson isn't just cool, he is like ninjas on motorcycles cool!
by d_art February 7, 2007
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