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Well he’s Scottish isn’t he

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.
ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!
by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023
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