Nob

Nob basically means a small penis

"Charlie has a small nob"

by Coolguywithabigdick7789 July 7, 2020

nob gash

When a man cuts his penus with his finger while masturbating.

Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.

by silentandcliche May 14, 2006

nob grunge

A grunger that appears to have an oversized penis on their forehead, generally gets arse raped by several men of its evening.

Jack Branch

by Stezza September 15, 2003

nob

a nob is someone who is stupidly rich, someone who flaunts it in a stupid way

"Kyle is such a nob"

by lmao9911 March 7, 2022

great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club

“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”

by Mebemax July 14, 2023

Nob gobbler

A person that feels the need to suck penis

Susie couldn't help but be a knob gobbler when she met Tom at the bar

by Rockstar 101 December 30, 2021

neon-nob

a penis wearin a bright coloured condom

"omg the guy last night he had a neon-nob"

by it is usss November 16, 2009