Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022

Milky Mountain

The popular drink mix of Mountain Dew and whole milk

Hey brah hit me up with another one of those Milky Mountains.

by Bobodacious March 14, 2018

Mountain Mead

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.

A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”

by El pene November 9, 2018

Mountain Dewya

Instead of the drink Mountain dew. Its a word meaning " Mount and do ya (Sex)

"Hey Rachel, I totally wanna Mountain Dewya."

by Atha March 18, 2010

the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017

fatback mountain

A former hangout in Northeastern PA across from Camp Cockblock where good times and all around shinannigans took place.

Let's go over to Fatback mountain and wake up Fatback.

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010

Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023