purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 7, 2019

Purple Box

When a woman is about to get off but doesn’t get the chance to cum. She then has a painful box.

Your wife had a purple box when you didn’t get her off last night, don’t worry I took care of it.

by dicknibbler January 7, 2023

purple dino

Barny the idiot

The purple dino lost his job

by BusinessAdmin January 28, 2018

purple sand

A very potent version of heroin. It gets its name from the purple hue it has. It is extremely strong and makes you just stare at kitchen appliances

Tony why are you staring at the refrigerator, it's been like three hours. You're not on the purple sand again are you?

by Kilgore Carp February 6, 2008

The Purple Order

A subreddit about FNaF shitposts, usually including in depth descriptions of characters shitting, cumming, pissing or doing other such things. One of the famous stories written by TPO(The Purple Order) is called Freddy Takes a Shit.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of TPO?"

Guy 2: "You mean The Purple Order? Aren't they the guys that wrote Freddy Takes a Shit?"

Guy 1: "Yeah!"

Guy 2: "That was some funny shit, not gonna lie."

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

Bam purple

really dark medieval purple, named after Bam Margera beacause he seems to be quite fond of that color

My favorite color is Bam purple.

by Michaela White January 21, 2009