Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

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The Mysteries Of KT

The Social Studies teacher at Hawiwa Middle School

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

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We recently see Oma joining and leaving Worldwide and U.O.F.... this incident has happened not once, not twice but 5 times. now here's why so we know that Oma's phone was seized by her mom. well it looks like Oma has regained her phone and it's kinda obvious that she isn't always without her phone... and she doesn't want to get caught by her mom again and does not want to put her loved ones in trouble, well that's sweet to be honest Worldwide peeps really miss her honestly i don't think worldwide can be the same without her again. oh well.... let's get to the real question... WILL OMASAN YOLANDA EVER RETURN ? the answer is YES Omasan will surely return to Worldwide but not any time soon..... ofc i will surely update u guys on the deets

UP NEXT: THE WHEREABOUTS OF SUNMI

Mysteries of Omasan pt3

by Ebuksam March 22, 2023

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mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

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Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

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Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.

Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!

by Bob the Mighty August 2, 2011

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