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Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).
You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.
by |Artemis| June 5, 2022
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Marriage muscle

The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021
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bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
by MX2142 February 20, 2018
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Purring Muscles

When muscles are so large and beast like they purr like animals to show their strength, they will also growl if you make them angry
ohh wow look at your muscles i can basically hear then purr when i stroke them! definately purring muscles!
by B4NT November 28, 2011
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magic muscle

The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
by MrMoose69 July 1, 2022
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Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.
by SageExtreme October 16, 2010
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Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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