Muling

To ride one like a horse, donkey or mule for sexual gratification until one chaffes.

I went Muling last night and now it's impossible to wear pants.

by SallyDatGirl November 8, 2015

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Mule Skinner

derogatory word to describe an uneducated unintelligent black person.

hey what do you know about bill?

Billy is a real mule skinner.

by fluby1209 May 1, 2024

lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 3, 2015

Mule

A person who illegally harvests (receives), transports and deposits voter ballots into multiple ballot collection boxes in return for a fee.

Dude, I made bank in my state as a mule for the last election.

by cokathleen May 10, 2022

Mule

Short retarded horse.

“My wiener is like a Mule.”

by HorseBorkle July 27, 2025

Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022