a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.
by kelsicoca February 18, 2013
Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
by Mimmidae May 15, 2019
Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.
Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!
by mousejockey September 07, 2011
Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.
by Tony Da Wonerful February 20, 2014
by Ginger_jesus1234 July 20, 2019
Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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