Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.

Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!

by mousejockey September 8, 2011

Cock Mouse

A horny or touchy girl under the height of 5'4, or what you deem to be short

Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"

by Mimmidae May 15, 2019

El mouse

A Spanish mouse who loves to say lmao. You can also pronounce this word Lmouse.

El mouse bro thats pretty funny

by Ginger_jesus1234 July 20, 2019

mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.

sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can

by Alfredo X October 28, 2010

minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top

I was Minnie mousing it for lols

by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015

Mouse clit

The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.

My sticky fingers gummed up my mouse clit, and now I can't scroll!

by b1wt153 September 28, 2011

trash mouse

An offensive word to junkrat players from the game "overwatch" often to be mean.

Your a fucking trash mouse!

by Draco_sp November 28, 2022