Moron-Gel

noun: gel like substance that was originally created to give the feeling of love and happiness. Some documented side effects from the Moron Gel can cause dried up bank accounts, extreme paranoia, pregnancy, fits of crying and has even has caused adverse reactions of people around said gel to suddenly think they are a Paparazzi and stalk and take pictues of poeple they don't even know.

Nicole: Hey how come my bank account is negative $200?
Tammy: Oh snap have you been usin Moron-Gel? Shiit
Nicole: No way man the government is trying to take me away.... i see them... taking pictures..
Tammy: bitch you crazy

by ShushiBaby April 16, 2009

Mormon Thot

When a girl tries to act like a ho or a thot, but they are actually just a good girl looking for attention.

Don: Bro, Samantha is such a bitch, she wouldn’t send me nudes.
Adam: She sounds like a Mormon Thot.

by Ixgzitz March 8, 2018

Pinchy Mormon

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that enjoys the occasional cup of whole milk.

"What is that? Whole Milk? Jonathan Babin, you are such a Pinchy Mormon."

by Garfunkel64 April 11, 2010

Micro-Mormon Manage

to manage especially with excessive control or attention to details; victims of Micro-Mormon Management are most commonly known to release their tensions through smiling, baking Jesus cookies, and trying to convert everyone they know in order to make everyone else's lives just as constrained as their own.

Mark had been so Micro-Mormon Managed that when it came time to go on his mission he had no objections with being sent to Detroit.

by FranksG August 23, 2010

Fuckin' Moron

Calling someone a moron

Dude: Hey, You're a fuckin' moron!
Dude 2: no

by kilnosad May 30, 2020

Moronic

someone or something that acts like a moron

"He was acting moronic the other day talking about retards"

by Miguel Whisconer December 15, 2008

Dry Mormon

A person who acts like a Mormon (hangs out with Mormons, has the lifestyle and values of a Mormon) but is not a Mormon. This type of person is usually part of a different sect of Christianity and believes in things like not consuming drugs that affect the body (i.e. alcohol, caffeine), abstaining from premarital sex, and being an active part of his/her community.

Brian: Jessica's hot as hell, but I can't get with her cause she's a Mormon.

Joe: Naw man, she's just a dry mormon.

Brian: Sweet, really? Praise be to Joseph Smith!

by Andrewwwwk12 November 11, 2009