Mongolian Bottlerocket

The act of dipping the tip of ones penis in kerosene, lighting it on fire and then putting it out in either a partners mouth, vagina, or rectum.

She was in the hospitol for third degree burns due to the Mongolian Bottlerocket.

by Dr Flayvas July 27, 2011

Ass Mongol

Used to describe a barbarian who raids the asses of others, men, women or children.

The horde of Ass Mongols came in and brutally raped the buttox of each person.

by Batman's Cousin July 20, 2008

mongolian mud worm

During rough bum-love
Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze

Sally was riding me reverse cow-girl. All of a sudden she bolted from the room.
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down

by sgt.cameltoe May 5, 2008

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

mongolia

mongolian people are the nicest and yet the shyest people on the earth. they are really shy. uwu

kid: dad, what’s that *pointing at a condom.
average mongolian dad: *sweats nervously* i-i don’t know, son. *runs away

by bluesrock January 7, 2019

angst-monger

One who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place. Angst-mongers are those trying to be cool by acting depressed. Often occurs in stupid teens like me.

Teenager-Life sux lotzzzzz
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!

by the unangstly April 8, 2004

Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010