Midnight Finger

This is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so horny that you try and finger her in the pussy while she sleeps. This is often followed up with the immediate "Midnight Slap," "What were you just doing!!??" and the "Get out of my room!"

She fell asleep and I tried to give her the midnight finger.

by Aaron B. January 21, 2006

Midnight Meat Train

1.) An extremely badass movie.

2.) A word meaning a black man's penis

"Have you seen Midnight Meat Train?"
"No I don't like black cock."
"What the fuck, no the movie dipshit"
"Oh oh oh oh, yeah totally I love that movie."

by TimKretschmer July 29, 2009

midnight gentleman

A person of color whose ethnicity cannot be determined just by looking at them.

Wow, there sure are alot of midnight gentleman driving delivery trucks around here.

by siesindeinescheisskopf August 3, 2006

Midnight-Kabalah'd

When you're so high that you're borderline smoking with Moses..

You should see hot-dog and macaroni and cheese last supper we're having right now, we're so Midnight-Kabalah'd!

by LOLZhunnie69 March 10, 2009

Midnight Gold

A combination between Strongbow Hard Apple Cider and Guiness.

"Gimme a couple glasses of Midnight Gold barkeep."

by Jerlex Villmer December 31, 2009

Midnight Bobsled

When you are banging a chick from precariously positioned at the top of a flight of stairs, and just as you reach climax, you give her a nudge forward and ride her down the steps while inside her. The ensuing vibrations feel.... just terrific.

So it was really hard to trick Jane into me preforming a midnight bobsled on her, because who the fuck has sex by the top of the stairs. I told her to trust me and she fell for it. I came buckets.

by GonePostal21 July 10, 2010

Midnight Mass

The holy ceremony in which a nightly pilgrimage to the Iron Church is made, wherein a disciple worships at the altar of gains in front of Broseidon and the rest of the Bruhs of Olympus.

Bruh #1: "Bro, my legs are so sore."
Bruh #2: "Why's that, bruh?"
Bruh #1: "Because I went to Midnight Mass last night and genuflected the shit out of my quads before the great and powerful bruhs of old."
Bruh #2: "I hear that! Gains be with you."
Bruh #1: "And also with you."

by LooseCanonMallCop January 29, 2018