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Mississippi Corn Dog

Having aggressive anal sex with a damn fine 300lbs betty, pulling your corn-shit covered penis out of her ass and fat folds, and then whipping her in the face with it (still covered in poo) several thousand times.
Hey bro, I Mississippi Corn Dogged your mom last night!
by Slaw Dogger July 10, 2009
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Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.
The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.
by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009
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Mississippi leg hound

A dog that continually hunches one's leg.
Mister, I can't get any yard work done if you don't chain up that Mississippi leg hound.
by fillyphile May 3, 2005
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Mississippi log jam

when a person takes a huge shit and stops up the toilet at the local McDonald s and the next person takes a shit in the same toilet .
bobby ran in the mcdonalds to take a shit but too his surprise he ran into a Mississippi log jam
by Mr.PonyCock October 3, 2009
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Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.
Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.
by Nma12345 December 7, 2013
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Mississippi mud bug

(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.
“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”
by Big Jaddy October 24, 2020
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