mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

Mission

Word typically used to describe a completely stupid, irresponsible and possibly dangerous plan of action that can often result in a frisk

1.
Dave: "Lets go on a mission"
Steve: "What shall we do?"
Dave: "Lets jump through fire in shell suits"

2.
Steve: "Lets go on a mission"
Dave: "What shall we do?"
Steve: "Let's go and smear nutella on the public toilets so that it looks like poo"

by Ali August 29, 2004

Shawnee Mission West

Shawnee Mission West is by far the coolest of the Shawnee Mission Schools. Their biggest rival of these schools is Shawnee Mission East, but West wins every time. Because they're awesome. The mascot is a Viking (who was an actual person) as opposed to a Lancer (WTF is that anyways?) and overall the SMW kids are just cooler.

Girl: Did you hear about the Shawnee Mission West VS. Shawnee Mission East game?
Boy: Oh yeah, Shawnee Mission West was dom. They always are.

by A_Viking May 18, 2011

closed missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.

Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."

by lando-california July 23, 2021

Bust a mission

To perform an otherwise mundane task.

"Dang, gotta go to the dentist today..."
"Go bust a mission, stud."

by kisa. August 8, 2009

mission ing

mission ing
To go on a mission like running an errand...

Thiefing something, car stereos, headlights, rims, computers, etc... --

look for things to steal in the middle of night...radios, hubcaps, headlights, garbage cans, etc...

Mission: Impossible...
to go out on a scavenger hunt...

Mission ing...

I went Mission ing last night for a hubcap...It was a successful mission...

by blthrskt October 16, 2009

Mission Creep

When a local law enforcement unit conducts a long term investigation, and a federal agent slowly inserts themselves towards the end of this investigations just to be part of the raid that arrests the target so they can get credit and look like the hero at the press conference.

"Who's this Joe guy and why is he suiting up with us for the raid?"
"He's a Fed. Mission Creep."
"Gotcha"

by John E. Law November 30, 2019