Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 09, 2023

Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner May 28, 2012

Miles bridges

A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.

“Miles bridges is cold, he just dropped his career high then went to the studio to clock in.”

by Espn trap news February 05, 2022

Jimmy Miles

He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much

“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”

by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021

Turn Mile

To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.

If you would like to change then we can turn mile.

by Gamingbill February 04, 2023

Highway miles

When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.

She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.

by dabigcalhouna July 01, 2015