micro

my... oui oui baguette, if you will.

"I have a micro... oui oui."

by micro-oui oui August 9, 2024

Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.

Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.

by Microcrawler August 15, 2024

Micro Novel

A piece of writing broken up into chapters that is 5,000-7,500 words total. A short story divided by chapters with a continual story line.

I read a cool book last night, it was a micro novel, so it didn't take long to read.

by ShaneGreyLifts April 27, 2025

Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.

Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.

by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives

Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.

by psyclime4ed August 27, 2023