by Nt789 August 22, 2021
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was metaflexing , metastunting last night in a metaverse world called “ the wallflower heaven. “ It’s heavenly. I kid you not Amazing experience I've never seen anything so beautiful - Time doesn’t exist. I arrived at 12 AM - it was 6 AM in like two minutes it felt like. The world is too slow once you leave the metasphere - ( That’s all I keep thinking afterward - now )
by Lucky Duck Brawly April 2, 2022
Get the MetaFlexing , MetaStunting mug.Bragging about money, possessions, connections, or just generally showing off but trying to make it look like you're not. Often includes exaggeration for self-aggrandizement and to offset insecurity, and also often involves something irrelevant, outdated, or otherwise not actually impressive. Frequently accompanies passive aggressive or microaggressive behavior.
Ugh, as usual John had to microflex, so last night everyone was just chatting about work and vacation and stuff, and he goes, "Yeah, I was talking with former district court Judge Greg from where he lived 20 years ago last night and they're going to Myrtle Beach for two weeks .."
by Jackie yi yay July 28, 2022
Get the microflex mug.John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024
Get the Metrosexual mug.the type of person to make a resemblance of dry out structures and sticking it into his ass while showering and later shitting out his opinions into overture
by heretic inquisitor March 30, 2025
Get the Metrollen mug.The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
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