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Black Maria

the car they take you to jail in. sort of like a paddy wagon.

mostly used in england
You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the Black Maria
Goodbye to the Brixton sun
by mike October 6, 2004
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Maria Emilia

The Best Friend you could ever had!!! She can be small, but is daring. She can be wrong, but doesn't regret what she was trying to say. She can be annoying, but helpful whenever you need her. She is always there for everyone and fights for what she wants and thinks is right. Sometimes you might get mad at her, and she will try everything she can, even the impossible, but she will get her friend back, if not, she will do the same, get mad at you so that you reconcile and ask pardon from her until she wants to say yes. If you feel bad, she will do crazy and dumb stuff to get a smile out from your face!!! If you have no Maria Emilia in your life, you are not a normal person, that means you're not a human being. You have to have a Maria Emilia in your life to ALWAYS be happy and see crazy things happen!!! So, go get yourself a Maria Emilia NOW!!!!!!!! If not, she will go to you!!! Maria Emilia is just everything in life, if you don't have her, you're missing a part in your body, in your soul, and in your heart!!!!!!
Girl 1: Hey, did you hear that a Cristina got mad at Maria Emilia for a dumb reason?
Girl 2: Yeah it's sad right?
Girl 1: Well, guess what, now I heard that Maria Emilia saw that trying to get her back was not working so she stop and kind of " got mad at her" too.
Girl 2: Are you serious?
Girl 1: Yeah, and it is working 'cuz Cristina is now trying talking to her.
Girl 2: Ha, hilarious!
Girl 3: Well, my friend told me that her friend told her that Cristina just got mad at her 1 week, but wanted her to leaen a lesson, so she got mad at her for 6 months, but that she regretted getting mad at Maria Emilia for a reason which didn't have a real value!!!!!
Girl 2: At least they reconciled now and are the best friends ever!!!!! It seems that Maria Emilia's plan DID work!
Girl 1 & 3: It looks like, see? Look at them right now, they are talking about their private, awesome, and cool show they both see but no one else does, apparently.
Girl 2: Well, when don't they?!!! If they always talk about that, but that's a different story.
Girl 1 & 3: That's so true!!!❤️👭👩 ❤️ 👩👧🏻👧🏽👭❤️
by Botella_MaE.R._CF_Fresa May 18, 2017
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Maria Gasolina

In Brazil, a woman who only dates men who have cars, because it shows a certain social status and wealth. These women obviously deny this realty except for a few honest ones that are proud to be "selective". Of course, whether these women are honest or in denial, they should be avoided at all cost! The name Maria can after be used with any last name to show that the certain women is only looking for this detail (example: Maria Money/Maria Playboy...)
woman:"so, can you come and pick me up at my place?"
man:"could you be anymore of a Maria Gasolina?"
woman:"...."(silence indicating guilt)
man:"that's what I thought!"
by Timbo BSB April 29, 2006
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maria beatriz

The most sexy girl you will ever meet, known to blow the minds of many men. Extremely talented and beautiful, eyes cut from stars. They tend to be very smart and funny. Everyone likes girls with this name, because they are such good friends.
"Just met this sexy and smart girl called Maria Beatriz."
by flarggerberg October 29, 2014
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heidi maria

lisa: look at this carrot i found!
jane: that's a heidi maria if i've ever seen one
by cock killer 69 March 22, 2021
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Maria Chiara

That italian girl on exchange program whose life in Italy is perfect. She has everything you always wished for.

She gives the best advices but only to people she trusts. It's very hard to become her friend but once your mission is accomplished she gives her life to you! But when she sees that you're not matching her energy she'll be quickly upset.
A: omg look at that girl, she has it all
B: yeah omg, she must be the Maria Chiara everyone is talking about!
by thatgirl003 November 22, 2021
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Maria Williams

Maria Williams are one of the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™.
They represent someone that is either bad, horrible, annoying, or just straight up evil.
If you see a Maria Williams within your location, try to stay away from them as much as you can, as they can infect your brain with their putrid wavelengths.
Person 1: "Man I sure love Genshin Impact, oh and my neopronouns are xen/xenself, jey/jeya."
Person 2: "Ughhh! You're such a Maria Williams."
by Diduilitm December 19, 2022
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