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marijuana

A plant that mother nature blessed us with. It can be smoked out of a pipe, bong, or can be rolled into a joint. People make it out to be scary but you can't really get addicted to it unlike tobacco and alcohol and you smoke it to soothe stress and have a lil fun.
Person A: "Dude a just bought a bag of marijuana, wanna smoke some?"

Person B: "Shit yeah man lemme get a toke"
by Garden Beebo March 17, 2022
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marijuana heaven

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.
-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!
by HornyTeenager63 June 19, 2016
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Marijuana

She is always sleepy like Marijuana. She is very lazy , but loving. You will literally not find another one cuz only one exists. She is kind of weird , but also very weird. She loves babies a lot. She gets Hella emotional when she's drunk. She loves cuddles. Make sure not to bring her on walks because she cant walk anywhere. She also has a dog that is very weird.
Damn lets smoke some Marijuana with Marijuana, woah dude thats a sick person
by you cuddled with him November 3, 2020
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marijuana

A drug that is illegal in most places of the world and can make you have allucinations and will make you dumber for hours.
The marijuana makes me go high
by Duckie fluffys duffys pie August 23, 2016
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marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.
marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed
by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016
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Marijuana

Rolling marijuana that’s a cheap vacation
by Younggethann March 19, 2019
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marijuana mini

A stick of weed, usually Thai Buddha. Named after notorious Redcliffe drug dealer Minnie Simmonds, also called Marijuana Minnie, who controlled the drug trade on the Redcliffe Peninsula in the 1970s. Also called M2 or more commonly a mini.
Justine: Hey bro, can you slide a Marijuana Mini my way tonight?
Dealer L: Sure Juzman. Come on over at 6 and I'll have some M2 ready to go on.
Justine: Sweetness
by Lovecave Leroy January 28, 2019
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