communist lung herpes

crude slang for the CoViD-19 illness

Just got back from China on business and I think I caught that communist lung herpes that's been in the news

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

Hot Dog Lung

An illness often onset by the insertion of one's genitalia into the windpipe of your bitches throat.

John: "Yo dude my bitch is hella bad."
Jared: "You better watch that bitch before she catches some Hot Dog Lung motherfucker."
John: "Oh shit, I forgot it's hot dog season!"

by Dr. Cuck BBCMD June 23, 2019

Hubei Spicy Lung

A colloquial term for the COVID-19 strain of Novel Coronavirus. Commonly used to incite ironic juxtaposition with US President Donald Trump's terminology, "Chinese Virus".

Surprisingly, the Victorian man tested negative for Hubei Spicy Lung

by Mr.Disco June 29, 2020

healthy set of lungs

When the mamories of a female are exceptionally larger then the physical standard.

That lady cann't drown because she has such a healthy set of lungs.

Although your sister was intoxicated and failed the breathilizer test she got out of the DUI charge by showing off her healthy set of lungs by singing...naked

by Ben and Brian the Great August 7, 2006

Lips n' Lungs

A person that is reputable for giving excellent oral copulation.

We call her lips n' lungs because she gives the bet blow jobs!

by Anico November 23, 2007

Black Lung Lounge

A designated location provided for employee smoking. In some cases a shelter from the elements is also included.

"Hey Bobby, where's Jim?" Bobby: "He's out back at the Black Lung Lounge."

by MacMurphy July 14, 2006

Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.

Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.

by Geo X. November 19, 2007