Lone Star Card

Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.

"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."

by SlaPPiE October 13, 2005

lone star lesbian

A lesbian who has only had sex with a male once.

Lisa: have you ever tried it with a guy?
Dedra: Just once, I'm a lone star lesbian.

by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh

yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub

by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020

one lone nun

A common bowling term used to describe an almost-strike where all the pins are knocked over except for the center-most front pin.

I almost got a strike if it weren't for the one lone nun.

by myspecialmagic November 1, 2016

lone star stunnas

a truck group in texas who is nothing but a bunch of pussies who’s parents pay for their raggedy ass trucks and anything they own.

david: “hey bro have you heard of that faggot ass group called lone star stunnas?”
greg: “oh you mean that group who’s sponsored by affirm and their parents?”

by crackerwacker January 19, 2022

Lonely-Boi❤️

super wholesome and kind person

Wow their being such a Lonely-Boi❤️

by cloodi February 12, 2021

Lonely Booty Radar

Also known as LBR, a male radar which helps said male locate a lonely hot girl at a bar. In most cases, the person using this radar is also using all five senses to strengthen the signal on the radar.

My lonely booty radar is picking up something. I got two to my northwest. Found 'em.

by Malcoholic May 6, 2009