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Dutton’s Law

If you have a girlfriend that goes on vacation or a trip away from you for more than three day you have the right to cheat on her with anyone of your choice without repercussions.
I’m sorry I had sex with her bae but, that’s Dutton’s law
by Jacobw003 March 28, 2022
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tonnage law

"The vessel, or vehicle with the greatest gross tonnage has the right of way."

Based in part on the navigation rule about ships restricted in ability to maneuver and how other ships need to stay away. And the reality of if there is a collision between two or more vehicles the smaller vehicles will take more damage than the larger vehicles. And that greater amount of damage is shared with the occupants of the smaller vehicle.
Smart car v. F-350 crew cab pickup. Pickup driver is shook up and possibly bruised from the airbag, they can walk away. Smart car driver is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital with multiple fractures and or internal injuries. Moral of the story, violating the tonnage law will end up in pain & suffering. Even though you may have the right to be where you are, the right will not protect you from harm.
by Dammitmon July 10, 2011
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Law of Shen

Every traffic light must be red.
Every luck event must fail.
Every plan will be ruined.
Everything will go wrong.
(however, purely skill based events are excluded)
On the way to an amusement park, get stuck in traffic for over an hour, arrive at the park and wait in line to find the coaster is broken. Four times. Then lock belongings in locker and have a town-wide power outage.
~typical day thanks to the Law of Shen
by General of Darkness June 23, 2010
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NORUB’S LAW

Norub’s law consists of the processes of using the Mitositive property, the PPASS process, PEPA’S process and R.E.C.U.M.B.O.B. Scientist Zandithominus from the SSMU was listening to the song "How I'm made" from the popular hit tv series Make It Pop. One of the solutions to an element in the music video was SUN + HI = SUPEr GeNiUS. His friend Mathematician Mehrethaxious decided to take this interesting research to their basement that is filled with intelligent Albino Rats. After years and years of work, they finally came up with a solution to SUN + HI = SUPEr GeNiUS called (Enc)h(ant)ed. Together Zandithominus & Mehrethaxious presented their research to physicist Forforumtholomnious and they were impressed and wanted to continue working with them to now form what we know today as the Norub’s laws. To continue studying this research they created a laboratory called“The ZMF institute” where they would be able to study other chemicals and observe how combinations of elements can create new creatures.
Zandithominus: Solve the equation (Enc)h(ant)ed.
Forforumtholomnious: The solution would be Eh nh ch ha hn ht ae ad ne nd te td.
Zandithominus: Nooo you have to use Norub’s Law to solve the equation.
Mehrethaxious: Well using the Mistositive property the answer would actually be 82,944.
Forforumtholomnious: Wow I’m impressed, how did you solve that?
Mehrethaxious: Well it’s just a formula that me and my albino rats have gathered through research *Scoffs*
by THE ZMF INSTITUTE ✔️ March 26, 2022
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Gallipeau's Law

This law states that any Facebook user with a sizable friends list has at least one friend whose password is "123456" or "qwerty." Don't be this person.
I just stole my friend's Facebook account... Gallipeau's Law at it's finest!
by mrtthekingman November 23, 2009
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Danth's law

Apparently this term originated from a website called RPG.net and from a user that is now banned, Danth. Danth claimed to have won a forum argument, and someone else later said in that forum that, "If you have to insist that you have won an internet argument, you probably haven't."
"I totally won this forum argument-"
"I invoke Danth's law, biatch!"
":("
by Press X To Bonetown March 3, 2015
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Rule of Law

Rule of Law - One set of laws applied equally to All Citizens without regard To wealth, status or government office
The American Founders established our legal system to be based on the Rule of Law.
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