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Las Vegas

I have lived in Las Vegas all my life, so get ready:
There is a big difference between the strip and the rest of Las Vegas (or at least the Eastern Side) The strip is beautiful, but most of the residents here don't go down there very often. We used to have field trips and go down to some of the casinos, but thanks to the economic crisis, the government has cut out ALL field trips for public schools. Our teachers are underpaid, our schools waste our money when we should be spending it on education, and most of our schools are people who are illegal from Mexico.

However, we do have great magnet schools here in Vegas. If you are into perfoming arts, LVA is for you! Our magnet schools are excellent programs.

Almost everything is open 24/7 or open till like midnight. However, almost all of our movie theaters are in casinos (which i sometimes a problem for younger kids) and we only have 1 miniature golf course in the Adventuredome at Circus Circus Casino.

It's very hot here during summer, so bring lots of water. If you are going to the strip, bring extra cash. Things can get pricey up here. Just remeber there is more to Vegas than Strippers and gambling.
PS BEST BUFFETS EVER!
Tourist: Your city is amazing!
Resident: Hahaha well than obviously you haven't seen Las Vegas' education!
by Little Miss President March 13, 2009
mugGet the Las Vegasmug.

wa-la

The incorrect usage of the French word voila vwäˈlä, which translates to, "There it is" or "There you are." Voila is synonymous with presto, ta-da, look. Also spelled "walla."

Traditionally used by ignorant, untraveled American youth whose foreign language capacity is relegated to "taco" and "French fries."
When I surprised her with flowers, I said, "Wa-la!"
She was succinctly confused for my usage of a non-existent foreign word.
by minotarrr February 28, 2017
mugGet the wa-lamug.

La palma

An island in the east atlantic which is plotting to destroy much of civilation by breaking apart and sliding into the ocean, thus creating tsunamis the likes of which have not been seen in thousands of years.
Will we strike first, or will we let the La palma get away with this?
by Ocean Truth Society January 7, 2005
mugGet the La palmamug.

La Plata

Seriously, we're the Tornado Alley of Maryland.

We have all the crime of D.C. with all the racism and rednecks of the deep South.
Despite the fact that La Plata produced Larry Johnson, we suck.
by Meronvingian February 6, 2009
mugGet the La Platamug.

Lake LA

Stands for Lake Los Angeles... It used to be a lake now its just a little white town with more rapist than a water park. The Schools suck. The People suck. EVERYTHING SUCKS. Oh and alot of whores out here.
Friend: Lake LA? Never Heard of it? I bet you go swimming all the time.

Me: nope... There is no lake
by The black man and LLA January 2, 2012
mugGet the Lake LAmug.

la shawn

La Shawn is the bomb.com. I feel fortunate to know someone named La Shawn.
by ShawnieCakes May 13, 2018
mugGet the la shawnmug.

Monroe, LA

A city in NE Louisiana. Population of about 60,000. Where Delta Airlines was started. Monroe sucks to grow up in because of the boredom. Also called "Funroe" by people who are not from there but like to antagonize people who grew up there.
Funroe teen drinking Delta AirlinesMonroe, LA
by fijonian April 13, 2011
mugGet the Monroe, LAmug.

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