Kyle

A aggressive male who drinks monsters and punches holes in your walls

Kyle

by WhyIhateChildren October 29, 2020

Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: why is kyle so stupid

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.

If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.

by Aktually July 2, 2019

Kyle

This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.

Today is the day that you became a Kyle.

by Elder Brother August 21, 2020

Kyle

A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.

"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"

by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018

Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything

Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.

by Mr peenut butter September 10, 2019