Kyle

the nibba that drink every monster, plays fortnite 24/7, doesn't have a social life, watches nascar racing, and dies a sad lonely virgin.

look at him he's drinking a monster and playing fortnite mobile
he's for sure a kyle

by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020

Kyle

A guy no matter how much you try to get rid of, just keeps coming back. He won’t shut the fuck up until he wins . He is the life of the party and may be a little crazy, but he’s kinda a fag on the inside . He’s definitely a hillbilly.

“Who’s that Fag over there ?”
“Oh don’t mind him, that’s just hillbilly Kyle”

by Itsmodelotimeholms January 1, 2020

Kyle

A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.

Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.

Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...

by User015 July 16, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.

Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special

by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020

Kyle

A dumbass kid with no balls

Fuck you kyle no one loves you

by Bunger_____ November 21, 2021