knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 16, 2009

Wet Knob

Secretion from the urethra (piss-pipe) that accumulates under the foreskin and emits a chessy odour if the individual has not taken care of their personal hygiene. Similar to 'wet tail' in rodents.

Joanne gagged as Lionel revealed his wet knob and demanded she suck it.

Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!

"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert

by Emma & Jo September 26, 2006

dl knobs

1. the situation that arises from the mutual shame when a guy ("fella") gets a BJ from an overly slutty girl ("ho") but neither of them talk about it, because the ho doesn't want to admit she's a slut, and the fella is embarrassed to get it from a slut

2. closet fellatio

3. the 24/7 convenience store of intercourse

4. anything that happens backstage at an r. kelly concert

Did you see the look Roshonda just gave to Jamal? Yo, dude... dl knobs.

by JR/TS/JT January 17, 2005

boaby knob

A complete bullshitter, beyond a mere simple boaby or knob

That Frank McKenna's a fucking boaby knob

by Steven McCrory September 17, 2003

knob broke

Knob broke means u cant turn down which is the opposite of turn up meaning drunk, high, or partying hard. In other words you're not about to stop any time soon.

"Im not going to work tomorrow, cause Its already 3 am. and the knob broke"

by Money'sworth Midus December 23, 2013

cheesy knob

Where ones knob becomes overloaded with white stuff, using occuring round the helmet area of ones dick, and usually smelling of beef minichips

smell that ya cheese knob

by stinkin fart March 14, 2004

Bomb Knob

Knob is when I girl gives you a hand job. And if it's bomb it means its "amazing" or the shit.

Like bomb Chron = amazing marijuana

"Man she gave me some Bomb Knob in the washroom at bob's party"

by Jose Maradiaga May 7, 2008