kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018

Kiwi

SOME TRASH ASS EMPLOYS WHO BEAT FECKIN CHILDREN. NOT OKAY. MY SON IS NOT A PART OF THIS HORRIBLE WEED SMOKING TRASH ASS MILEU. WTF. I HATE KIWI.

"let's go to kiwi bro"
"bro, thats not okay bro, you know they some horrible people bro"

by KIWIMOTHAFUCKA March 4, 2019

kiliey

She is a beautiful persona and you will always love her no matter what she may not no what to say but she makes up for it by just being her

You: Ily kiliey her: idk what to say

by Future Wifey =kiliey June 3, 2019

Kiwifruit Sour

A Kiwifruit Sour can be either:

A) a delicious beer, adjacent to a cider;or
B) the way a male kiwi seduces a female Australian

“Yeah mate, she came over and we shared a kiwifruit sour if you know what I mean”

by Alderson404 June 21, 2019

Kiwi

One of the best songs on Harry styles album ‘Harry styles’ if you ever need to jump about with no worries just put on kiwi.

‘Yo I’m feeling a bit down today you know? Not feeling that energetic.’
‘Here let me put on kiwi’

by Lovelykdly123 June 30, 2019

KiWi

When you go for a key and a wee! Commonly used in clubs, pubs, and portaloos

Hey mate let’s go for a KiWi

by Mindia July 12, 2019

Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019