Karens are a disease worse than all others. A person can be diagnosed as a Karen if they experience 3 or more of these symptoms:
•Is a Boomer
•Is a Trump Supporter
•is an Anti-Vaxxer
•is a Flat-Earther
•is a Moon-Truther
•Is a Feminist
•Has a short haircut
•Took the fucking kids again
•Wants to speak to your manager
•Is a Boomer
•Is a Trump Supporter
•is an Anti-Vaxxer
•is a Flat-Earther
•is a Moon-Truther
•Is a Feminist
•Has a short haircut
•Took the fucking kids again
•Wants to speak to your manager
by KyBer Leger November 13, 2019
Get the Karenmug. A particularly obnoxious Canadian White middle aged woman, a product of the old style British system of stratification where in 6th grade, students were forcibly separated based on their test scores they took at age 11. Karens were guaranteed a place in University, a good government job, etc. Karens could count on the fellow white cops coming running if somebody looked out of place in their neighbourhood. Karens lived in a world that changed in the 90s, where Canada to live up to the promise of the Charter Of Rights and Freedoms. Since then, immigrants took the government jobs, people of colour became cops.
Karens have since become bitter anti immigrant, Conservative Party Of Canada supporters, longing for the days they were queen shit and are left to try to reclaim power by kicking downwards. They’re the ones who call in noise complaints right at 11PM.
Karens have since become bitter anti immigrant, Conservative Party Of Canada supporters, longing for the days they were queen shit and are left to try to reclaim power by kicking downwards. They’re the ones who call in noise complaints right at 11PM.
“You now that woman who threatened to call the cops at the kids who blocked her driveway playing street hockey? Total Karen.”
by Astorix April 27, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Criminal: has abusive parents
Karen: *ignores it*
Criminal: looks at 1 pixel of Mario’s cap
Karen: VIDEO GAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE VIDEO GAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE!!! LETS CANCEL PLAYSTATION! THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG BUT THEY NEED TO GO!!!!
Karen: *ignores it*
Criminal: looks at 1 pixel of Mario’s cap
Karen: VIDEO GAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE VIDEO GAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE!!! LETS CANCEL PLAYSTATION! THEY DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG BUT THEY NEED TO GO!!!!
by Bonktown September 12, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Person A: How did the divorce go?
Person B: I lost 100g’s and Karen took the kids
Person A: damn another one
Person B: I lost 100g’s and Karen took the kids
Person A: damn another one
by Joketheif February 4, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Karen wants to know your location. Karen wants to speak to the manager. Karen wants to know everything......
Karen goes to McDonalds. Karen gets annoyed. Karen wants to speak to the manager to get free food. Karen goes home. Karen says bye to you. Karen the wait for you to go. Karen then WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
by nyancat232 June 4, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Not the same thing as the name. A person who is very easily offended or annoyed. other characteristics include getting offended by humor, and having low intelligence.
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable? The wheelchair"
"That's so offensive, you don't just say stuff like that."
"Ok, Karen"
"That's so offensive, you don't just say stuff like that."
"Ok, Karen"
by SpiceRice September 25, 2019
Get the Karenmug. A self-righteous, petty and entitled overgrown child who can’t handle minor inconveniences caused by other people’s solutions for their needs. Typically a white middle aged woman with pink yoga pants and Walmart running shoes.
1. Karen threatens to sue the police officer for escorting her out of a store after she refused to leave for not wearing a mask during a pandemic...disregarding the safety of those at risk of covid, because the mask made her uncomfortable
2. Karen refuses to leave a public park after the city closed it down to follow social distancing measures, because she “has the right to let her kids play at a public park when she wants”
3. Karen asks for the manager at McDonald’s and threatens to sue, because she slipped on wet floor next to a “caution: wet floor” sign. She claims that she didn’t see the sign because it wasn’t colorful enough and thus the employees should pay for her bruised leg.
4. There has likely never been a single instance in Karen’s life when she has viewed her behaviour from the eyes of other people. She lacks the capacity for empathy and self reflection, and is incapable of listening to reason.
2. Karen refuses to leave a public park after the city closed it down to follow social distancing measures, because she “has the right to let her kids play at a public park when she wants”
3. Karen asks for the manager at McDonald’s and threatens to sue, because she slipped on wet floor next to a “caution: wet floor” sign. She claims that she didn’t see the sign because it wasn’t colorful enough and thus the employees should pay for her bruised leg.
4. There has likely never been a single instance in Karen’s life when she has viewed her behaviour from the eyes of other people. She lacks the capacity for empathy and self reflection, and is incapable of listening to reason.
by lol it’s November 19, 2020
Get the Karenmug.