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high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.
Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!
by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013
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bush jump

An adrenaline fuelled sportoriginating at a kentish village allotment back in 2017. Competitiors go head to head to leap: as high as they can; and as deep as they can into a bush, hedge or shrub (of varying species).
Charles: Fuckenell, fucken big bush jump!!

Andy: Yeah fuck, the chaps gonna send it for a 7 metre!!!
by j.hamós June 16, 2018
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jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.
Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot
by Lightweight4545 May 21, 2016
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jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.
The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.
by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007
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jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.
"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."
by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009
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Gillette Jump

The New England Patriots equivalent to the Lambeau Leap
Named after the stadium that the Pats play at
After Welker scored his 2nd touch down, he went over to the crowd and did a Gillette Jump.
by BOSOX2007 January 22, 2012
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ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass
by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013
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