John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

by briley December 24, 2016

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

John

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.

Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.

by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018

John

John is the one edgy, emo, kid that is annoying but funny he uses his depression to make dark comedy he often makes music plays video games or just acts like a jackass with his friends.

wow John sure is edgy isn't he?

by C001K1D July 23, 2018

John

John is a gay man who sucks ball

John likes to suck boy balls

by The beastman July 24, 2018