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jewish antelope

A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah
Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course
by swaggienigga123 February 23, 2014
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jewish birthday

When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.
John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.
by ScottTheChamp April 23, 2014
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Jewish Symphony

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"
by Ms. Shaw November 13, 2013
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Jewish Fisting

When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.
"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "

"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."
by CancerOnSociety September 11, 2016
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jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.
Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017
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jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.
Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?
by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019
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jewish mermaid

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.
Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!
by Kay Smitty May 29, 2016
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