Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.
Jasmine is funny
by Child!!!! June 11, 2019
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is an extremely nice person. She's the type of girl to text you when you're down, and send you a picture of a Puppy. She will most likely want to date a Josh, Tom, Richard, or a Cameron so look out for her roughish smile, boys!
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.
Person 1: omg who's that, she's begging for attention from Richard!
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.
P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.
P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.
by Thememeskeepcoming July 9, 2019
Get the Jasminemug. by Doreamon December 26, 2021
Get the Jasminemug. She's a sexy ass girl who tends to like guys older than her. Her laugh concerns everyone, and attracts her own kind, pigs. She's multiple different colours. Mostly into blondes (mormons are her favorite) and has a leg fetish. Jasmine makes all the boys stare at the ground as they look away in shyness, due to her striking confidence.
by jasmine's bitch July 12, 2020
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is a total player/hoe. She seems genuinely kind and caring, but that's just because she's bored and wants to see if she can break your heart. Once she loses interest, she will throw you to the curb. She is hot and dangerous.
by dwight_shrute April 2, 2019
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is a girl who thinks that she is the best friend that you will ever have but once you really get to know her she can be the bitchiest person in the world. a back stabber and will leave you crying POINT BLANK PERIODT.
by singlepringle0307 May 23, 2019
Get the Jasminemug. -An extremely idiotic person.
-A person who can't understand, even the most simple things.
-A person who's at 40 yrs of age but has a mind of a 4-yr old.
-A person who can't understand, even the most simple things.
-A person who's at 40 yrs of age but has a mind of a 4-yr old.
by lilcato77 November 14, 2019
Get the Jasminemug.