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Jacob

hey i'm Jacob
by jakethefake December 29, 2018
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Trash at basketball and everything including life
I am a big Jacob
by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018
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he likes anime and likes girl named kimberly

trust me this is every jacob i know
Jacob is weeb
by asunas thicc booty June 28, 2019
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A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker
Taht guy is short just like jacob
by Ham7247 April 1, 2019
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A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.
Jacob is a dumb ant.
by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019
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So fucking gay he sucks so much penis that he died. Usually he has a small penis so it’s annoying to everyone
Man he looks like a Jacob because he’s so gay
by Epicfrickingamer June 15, 2019
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