A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)
I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021
Get the Straight Jacketmug. Johnny finished fucking Laura in the ass, and pulled out. He then noticed his large member had a Java Jacket on it.
by TRAPSTAR550 August 11, 2010
Get the Java Jacketmug. Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters
Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.
However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.
This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
by veritast October 22, 2009
Get the canada goose jacketmug. "where you from private?"
"sir, texas sir"
"Texas?, Only steers and queers come from texas, and you dont look like no steer:
"how tall are you private?"
"sir 6'1'' sir"
"I didn't know thy stacked shit that high"
"sir, texas sir"
"Texas?, Only steers and queers come from texas, and you dont look like no steer:
"how tall are you private?"
"sir 6'1'' sir"
"I didn't know thy stacked shit that high"
by caedes venatus January 3, 2005
Get the full metal jacketmug. Any plaid shirt, but is usually flannel. The term is derived from the small Northern Ontario town of Earlton, where the men typically get home from a day's work in the bush and sit right down to the dinner table. It is considered to be the town's formal wear. Abbreviated to "E.D"
by mistresskittty October 17, 2010
Get the Earlton Dinner Jacketmug. One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.
by OH Lee January 28, 2014
Get the Mexican dinner jacketmug. The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.
I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006
Get the Texas Dinner Jacketmug.