French lunch

Sex on your lunch break

The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!

by Throb56 August 24, 2021

lewis french

lewis french is a big nonce who got baited out on twitter and snapchat.
he is very ginger and looks about 11.

steer clear of lewis french

grace: do you know who just got bbbbbBAITED
cerys: lewis french

by beanys February 22, 2019

French Butterfly

When a lady is lying nude on her back, legs in the air, and the gentleman politely rubs his bare manhood along the outside of her who-ha until he’s finished.

I’d like to master my conversational French, but if I had to choose between speaking it and perfecting the French Butterfly, I’d always prefer the latter.

by Laia Sugarbush May 11, 2018

French Blossom

A wonderfuly fragrant booty hole.

The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.

The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

French deepfry

When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.

Friend: Yo dude, what'd you eat this morning?
You: well, I gave my girl a French deepfry.

by Linkimusprime December 2, 2019

Disco French

The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.

Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."

by soanim8ed July 10, 2011

swirly french

The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.

My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.

My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.

by Frandoozle November 27, 2017