Grips Moment

A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.

Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.

by LilSticky December 2, 2021

juidicksu grip

When a girl has a penis in hand, jacking it off, and her grip gives that perfect sensation of firm yet soft and delicate.

OMG Stephanie you always have a juidicksu grip when you stroke my cock

by LemmeF1ndOut March 18, 2021

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

by ax about me December 24, 2010

Gripping Nelly

The act of someone casting a squid lour into a girls vagina

That gripping nelly caught my dinner

by Your life, your struth. May 30, 2023

texas grip

12 beers

Texas grip, 12 beers

by Glencraig September 28, 2013

pencil grip

when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)

He doesnt play regularly he uses pencil grip.....

by Sithmaul February 17, 2008

micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.

Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.

by Lindsaygotallthemoves June 27, 2016