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listen in class

Code word for "masturbating". Best used to ask someone who doesn't know what it means to get a funny answer.
Person: do you listen in class?
Unsuspecting victim: why yes, i listen in class everyday, especially to Mr. Herpderp.
by piggyninjas August 3, 2012
mugGet the listen in classmug.

the back of the class

In the back of the class, students can do what they want. You can eat, cook, drink, brew, play games, draw, make the next hit song, get a fade and chat with your neighour.

But, its hard to stay focused in the back of the class since you can do all these things that are more entertaining then paying attention. So you’ll probably need an IQ above 130 to be able to pass while sitting in the back of the class.
Jake: How are we going to give the teacher a portait for christmas?
Arthur: Don’t worry, simon will make it during the last period, he sits in the back of the class.
by the consular January 16, 2022
mugGet the the back of the classmug.

Class Bracket

The level one fits in pertaining to the Social, Spiritual and Economic Hierarchy of Human Beings.
Think of each class as a credit score. Individually they equal a result, but it's the combined average that counts.
ie: In the time of Jesus Christ's lifespan, he had a Class Bracket score of 600/1000 due to his high spiritual and social scores, but is dropped down significantly in the average because of his low economic score. Granted, he didn't care for money, but with it his influence could have been immediate, instead of hundreds of years later.
by JordanTheDollarBill November 3, 2011
mugGet the Class Bracketmug.

class resort

A friend that you always hang out with and talk to at school but when you go home and during the weekend you don't even keep in touch with him/her. You usually only talk to this type of person when you have no one else in class to talk to or when you have no one else to eat lunch with.
Cris- Yo why don't you invite ur friend that ur always eating lunch with?

John- Na I only talk to him at school I never really hang out with him outside of school.

Cris- Oh, I guess he's ur class resort then huh?
by steviethekid12 September 30, 2010
mugGet the class resortmug.

awkward class

A class that teaches those who wish to be rejected by society (ie:homeschoolers) to be completly and utterly awkward. It is at these akward classes where they learn how to talk like Ozzy Osbourne, walk like Micheal Jackson, sing like Jonny Cash, and many other ridiculous actions.
Guy: (leans in very close) Are you busy on Saturday
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?
by dontevenbother654 June 2, 2011
mugGet the awkward classmug.

Fart class

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.
Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!
by Roachey15 September 28, 2009
mugGet the Fart classmug.

go to class

Something Uncreative (male predominantly) high school seniors say as a “funny” response to any lower class students They themselves are trying to fuck.
(See’s freshman talking to her friends in the morning.) senior male internally: “I cannot fathom a better response right now I better use the safe one” hey Sarah! Go to class! Boy did I show her.
by Pen name jones November 26, 2019
mugGet the go to classmug.

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