Imma call you back

Sis/Bro don't expect a call cause your gonna be up waiting for it and it just wont happen.

When someone says "imma call you back" they wont cause your either not interesting or they don't fw with u. Sorry

Boy: "Hey i gotta do something imma call you back when i'm done"
Girl: "Okay :)"
Boy: *Hangs up*
Boy: "I'm not calling back lol"
Girl: "He's not calling back :)"

by Omfgictasrlwtf April 14, 2020

immanentize the eschaton

IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!!</caps>

Hurry, so that we can IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!

by Solomaxwell April 14, 2004

Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

by dsmonkey September 19, 2003

Immanuel

A gaylord. Typically likes to suck smaller dicks. Very tall, usually comes with very small dongs.

Sandy: Yo look at that guy, he must be a gigolo!
Georgia: Oh that's just Immanuel.

by lanfdalanfan March 3, 2022

immature

A group of people who say the word "eww" too much.

"Eww, why are we so immature eww"
Selena
Destiny
Rachel
+ Friends

by <3cum<3 January 14, 2008

Immanuel

A person who is socially awkward and who is scared to talk to girls. He is normally excluding himself at all times.

"Who is that kid? He's so awkward!"
"Oh that's an Immanuel"

by Jesus LOL Christ May 26, 2009

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009