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compliment sandwich

When someone tries to ease the blow of a criticism by delivering it between two insincere compliments.
Scot: "Liza, I love your hair. Your work sucks. Where did you get that sweater?"
Liza: Thanks for the compliment sandwich, Scot.
by Liza B. February 10, 2008
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Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.
Tostitos Cheese Dip, Doritos Cool Ranch, and Lays BBQ Chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.
by J. Doe December 15, 2006
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shark sandwich

Something bad; awful; disappointing.

Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".
"That movie sucked big time. It was a Shark Sandwich."
by Marki G June 3, 2005
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makin' sandwiches

Verb. Orgin, Brooklyn, New York (USA); To package small amounts of a controlled substance (generally cocaine) for sale on the street.
"I'm makin' sandwiches for my sons cuz dey stay hungry."
Translation: I am packaging cocaine for my dealers on the street, who are diligent at selling the cocaine.
by MakeBankAllDay January 18, 2011
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Happy Sandwich

The act of placing two pieces of bread around your Penis and masterbaiting.
Butter is optional.
She went to the shop for supplies have then gave me a happy sandwich.
by YAMAMNYADAD April 22, 2011
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Salt Sandwich

A type of sandwich only eaten by someone who’s very low in intelligence and lacks the ability to not be gay.
Did Abbi eat another Salt Sandwich?
Yea I guess so... Poor thing...
by AnalFissure23 January 13, 2020
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Sandwich Bag

The excruciatingly painful occurrence when a male, with a saggy, heavy hanging, scrotum inadvertently gets the ball sack tucked under the taint and buttocks and sits on the testicles and sandwiches them between the body and the seat surface.

One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
Carl finally resorted to having to wear tighty whities instead of going commando. His heavy hanging ball sack and low dangling testicles made him prone to having a Sandwich Bag every time he sat down.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
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