I wish you would

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

by Iceypimp July 25, 2019

I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018

I like you game

It's a game for two people at a time. The players take turns saying "I like you" or "I love you" or practically anything flirtatious until the other blushes. The one to blush losses.

I love the I like you game. It's great to play with my friends

by ICantComeUpWithAGoodUsername😂 August 6, 2016

Involuntary "I Love You"

Same principle as the Involuntary "You Too", this is when out of habit you say I love you as you hang up the phone. This causes great embarrassment, but it happens to everyone sometimes.

Perfect example of the Involuntary "I Love You"

Boss: Ok well good work Cindy. I'll see you at the meeting this afternoon.
Cindy: Ok Mr. Smith. Love you, bye.
**uncomfortable silence**

by Jace555 May 8, 2009

I guess you had to be there

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.

Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010

I cut you mang

i will stab you with a sharp object. the person or persons being stabbed will usually be of latin origin, as well as the stabber.

Manolo: I want to date yo' sister mang
Tony: If you do, I cut you mang

by crazyeddy February 4, 2006

I love you 3000

To love someone beyond a ton(2000lbs). Or simply to love or be loved by Tony Stark.

“I love you a ton”
“I love you 3000”

by The Nutty Hutty May 3, 2019