I love you so much its retarded.

The perfect phrase to let someone know how much you love them... especially for the competitive, yet romantic couple.

guy says, "i love you." girl says, "well, I love you so much its retarded."

by naanaalovessangriaaa February 11, 2010

I love you but I hate you

I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.

greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you

by uwuverybestegirl October 28, 2020

you're my brother, I love you

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

by tiddypad June 26, 2018

I love you

A way to express your strong hatred for someone in the kindest possible way

I love you Elena

by I_dont_even_know_anymore May 19, 2020

i love you, you love me.

*kid singing children songs*
me: “dude are you like 5?”
kid: “yeah, five inches deep in your mom

suck my dick you stoopit bitch -samara (i love you, you love me.)

by samara paisley May 09, 2020

I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye

by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021

I love you

Something you say to somebody you love

Person 1: hey girll
Girl: yea?
Person 1: i love youuu
Person 2: HEY, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
Girl: well I love them now bye

by rachid rat March 14, 2019